Top 10 Tips to be a Mini-mosher
1. Say your an individual even though you all look the same.
2. Always have a "Linkin Park" or "Slipknot" hoodie ready to be worn.
3. Make sure your jeans are at least 3 sizes too big, the baggier the jeans the more of an individual you are.
4. Buy a skateboard, don't use it, just carry it around with you.
5. Lair off townies not matter what size they are.
6. If you go to a skate park just stand on top of a ramp and nod your head saying "yeah man that was sick!"
7. Go to local gigs and go in the mosh pit to look hard and get the shit kicked out of you.
8. Listen to anything that is in the mainstream but claim its "underground music man" (Linkin Park, Slipknot and Evenescesecescescee - no one gives a shit how its spelt)
9. Slap on as much gel as possible and spike it up to look hard.
10. Randomly talk to experienced and older skaterboarders and say "So, how long have you been skating" in a very enthusiastic voice.
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Screen Shot: Hyper Lander 2 Classic
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Top 10 Tips to be a Townie
1. The whiter the clothes the better.
2. Always put your socks over your trousers.
3. Always have your hat at a high altitude.
4. The more annoying the music the better (Garage and Drum 'n' Bass are big favourites, also listen to "Craaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiig Daaaaaaaaaaaaavid" cos its smooth R 'n' B music innit)
5. As soon as you are 16 upgrade your micro-scooter to a full 50 mph and 50cc motorised scooter.
6. When your 18 buy a £20 car and spend £50,000 on it to pay for the alloys, boom box, bucket-seats, racing straps. (The alloys are the most important part.)
7. Always have the bling bling. (Fake Jewellary to the common people like you and us.)
8.STRUT, STRUT, and STRUT some more. If you are not familiar the term Strut have you arms situated 50cm from your waist and walk like your back is broken, then walk into random people to try and start a fight.
9.Hang around the local park or convienence store and make lots of noise to make people look or just intimidate them.
10. Basic Townie Language:
-Wassup = Hello
-Ah ya safe = I like you
-Ya sound? = Are you o.k
-Dry = That is of low quality
-Ah bo = That is of high quality
-Bling Bling = Nice jewellary
-Im gunna spark ya outside Burnabys = Would you like a fight outside the local chippy
- Ya wanna get wrecked with me posse = would you like to go out for a nice social occasion with my friends.
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10 TIPS TO BE A GOTH
1. Black, black and more black, anything that is black wear it, wether its make up, boots or black trench coats.
2.Say you worship the devil, even though you are a fully born catholic.
3.Carry around a large selection of chains, padlocks adn other needless accessories.
4. Listen to the most depressing music,e.g Stained, Murderdolls, Marilyn Manson etc.....
5. Pretend to slit your wrist by using a plastic knife and fake blood from your local Wilkinson Store.
6.If your a bloke wear womens make-up and think it looks cool, blacker the better and pile on the eye liner.
7.Say that you are gay and get beaten up and think its funny.
8. Pointlessly scare 4 year old children and say you want to bugger them senseless.
9.If you cannot afford the large quantities of make up it crap to make your self look white in the face.
10. At the age of 15 try an commit suicide or do a ritual with your friend and say it was the devils fault.
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Screen Shot: Project BOB
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